Thursday, July 31, 2014

"Selling" is not the same as "Talking"

My wife and I have spent the past couple of weekends shopping for a car. For most couples this would have been a moment to look forward to but for us it’s far from being impressionable. We would rather be trekking up some hill in this beautiful monsoon rather than going for boring test drives. But first a confession: we are not auto enthusiasts. For us an automobile is just a little more than a machine that takes us from place A to B.

We had Amaze on our mind when we started off. But we also drove Xcent, Duster, Sunny, Etios, City, Mobillio and Verna over two weekends. I agree these brands span at least three segments of cars but this blog is not about what we end up buying. It’s about the experience of buying a car.

So let me start with Honda which was the first showroom we visited. This was the weekend before Mobillio was launched. There were a few customers and a teddy bear kind of cute plump guy was our ‘consultant’. He asked us questions like which car were we driving currently and what was our daily run but did not bother knowing our weekend activities, who will be driving the car or if our budget could be stretched. When we walked out, we informed him that we will be coming to see the Mobillio the following weekend. But he never called back.

Honda was not the exception here. The Hyundai salesman did not asked most of the relevant questions. He seemed more confident though but was not talking specifics of Xcent. When we asked if we could test drive the Verna as well on the Id day, he said that he wasn’t working on that day. He never called back either. Toyota showroom, except the cheerful watchman, was way too somnolent. The salesman had to be woken up from slumber to respond to questions.  

The Duster was true to its name – like a Duster. The seats had stains and felt very unhygienic. The Nissan team when called for a Sunny test drive was most responsive. When they said someone would call back in 10 minutes, someone indeed did. But the car he got was not the one they sell – it was the old version which is now out of production!

Anyways, I was under the impression that these MNCs that have been selling cars for decades now had a code of conduct and some set norms for their salesmen that would be used when people walk in to buy a car. But most were sloppy and missed out on critical information that could be used to sell better or even up-sell. I didn't find the language skills of any salespeople satisfactory. It is fine if one is not fluent in English. As long as you can communicate the features of the car along with its benefits really well, Hindi or even Marathi is fine. May be the companies cannot pay well – in which case they should clearly have a change in policy. Most cars need ‘selling’. There are so many options today that just having a great product may not be enough. You need good salesmanship as well. I am no Joe Girard but here are seven basic rules/questions that should be asked: 

1)       Know thy competition: Which other cars have you test driven so far or are planning to test drive? (No one asked us this question – I am still amazed) Sir Verna is a great car with amazing features but its engine will never last or perform like City’s. So while City does not spend on frills, your money is spent in areas such as engine durability, safety, suspension blah blah. It’s a wife that cooks well, takes great care of your parents and brings up your kids well. Verna is the pretty looking wife who does good salsa and may not be alongside you when you grey.
2)       Know thy usage: What is your daily running and which route do you take? Sir in the route you take, my guestimate is that the car will give you a mileage of xx kmpl. Ask about his office, work, working hours etc.
3)       Know thy user: Who all drive the car? Mam can use the seat height adjuster to increase the height by as much as 50mm. Sir for cars that are driven by drivers, mileage is important.
4)      
Know thy habits, passions: Do you do weekend drives regularly? In which case our boot space is largest in the category – can also fit your child’s bicycle! Are you fond of Music? Classical? Let me play that for you while we drive. (Everyone played FM!!! No music to showcase the music system)
5)       Showcase your product with love and passion: Sir Can I show you the bonnet? Show him the different parts etc so that he is involved. Throw some jargons so that he realises he is buying a better product. (No one showed us the bonnet!!!)
6)       Engage in conversation – small talk. To the child – her name, school, what she likes about this car, if papa takes it which colour will she prefer – show her the colour options. To wife – so madam when do you drive? What is the most important feature for you? General – Is you car kept in open or in a garage? Which car are you driving currently and what is the reason you want to change?
7)       Call back. Ask your client how was the experience. Tell him you want to take him again for a test drive if you were busy that day and were unable to spend time. 

Thursday, February 27, 2014

Death of a brand

I admit this sounds forsaken. But let me take you through three arguments that converge to the fact that brand building, in the classical sense, is dead or soon going to be.

1.       Top Brands: Look at the top 100 brands of the world today. (http://www.interbrand.com/en/best-global-brands/2013/top-100-list-view.aspx) Besides technology brands, how many of these brands are less than 10-15 years old? Very few. It will therefore not be incorrect to imply that brands build over time because many people shape it single mindedly over years. Brand building needs serious investments and patience. In fact, many of these brands in the list were brands before the entire science of branding took shape. Why don’t we see new non-technology brands?

2.       CEO Tenure: The average tenure of Fortune 500 CEOs is down and some chief executives last fewer than three years. (http://articles.economictimes.indiatimes.com/2013-12-20/news/45378705_1_ceos-management-guru-ram-charan-business-models) (http://faculty.chicagobooth.edu/steven.kaplan/research/km.pdf) They have to give results quick. They are therefore not interested in investments that take a while to give dividends such as brand building. Their entire focus is on profitability. New age CEOs will therefore not care too much on brand building.

3.       Majority stakes are on decline. This means that there are fewer larger companies that are owned by individual or families. Increasingly, majority owners are selling their shares to investors and the later have limited attachment to the brand. They do not care so much about legacy. Most are there to make a quick buck. Hence shareholders patience will be waning in long term investments such as brand building.


If the above trends are largely true, my guess is that less and less time and money will get into brand investment. For example, investments like Coke Studio will become increasingly rare. That will be poignant. 

Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Five Important “Did you knows” of Air Travel

  1. 1.       If you booked from Yatra or Make-my-trip or any third-party kind of sites, and had to cancel your tickets, the airline will charge Rs.1000 per ticket but these sites will charge anywhere between 350-500 additional.
  2. 2.       When booking from third party sites, the price of tickets shown initially will match exactly if you go to the airline site but when you are just about to make the payment, the price goes up by Rs.125 per ticket/sector/passenger. These are convenience fees. Many airlines also charge Rs.100-Rs.125 per ticket/sector/passenger if payment is made by credit card. Net banking attracts no fees.
  3. 3.       If you have booked a special return fare ticket (irrespective of third party or airline site), it means that once you have taken one part of the journey, many airlines will not allow you to make any modifications/cancellations to the return part. You have to forego the entire fare in case you are unable to travel back on the scheduled date/time. Since the fare difference is hardly a few hundred rupees when doing special return fare as opposed to two separate tickets, it is better to book two separate tickets even if you have an iota of doubt about your return journey.
  4. 4.       The cheapest (not the quickest) way to book a ticket is to check prices in  third-party sites and then call the respective airline and book the ticket over phone. Once the agent books your ticket, they send a PNR number on your email and you have 24hrs to make the payment. They keep the reservation on hold for 24 hours and there is no extra charge. If you booked on web instead of phone there is an extra 100-125 per ticket charge.
  5. 5.       Finally, many airlines run an unaccompanied minor service wherein they pick your minor from the airport and drop him/her to the destination. They will take care of the luggage, check-in, security, boarding, give minor food and hand the minor over to the person you have instructed after checking for his/her photo ID. The typical charges are Rs.1500 per sector. However, Spice Jet will refund this 1500 in case of cancellations but Go-Air will not. 



Thursday, June 6, 2013

Right by Birth

You all must have seen that the son of a doctor, most of the times, ends up being a doctor. The son of an army man ends up joining defence and the son of an accountant has a high chance of ending up being an accountant. However, in all these cases, while the child ends up going in to the same profession as the parent, he or she has to go through the required education  - first to qualify and later years of training to be popular and successful.

However, there are two industries that beat this trend. Politics and Acting. In these two professions, just because your parent or a relative is a politician or an actor gives you a clear chance on the platter to become one yourself. Most popular politicians today are second generation and actors are the first generation. While you may intuitively know this, Manoj from my wife’s office pointed this out. Then I thought it would be nice to document it to understand its intensity.

The acting industry

Amitabh Bachchan – Abhishek ; Anil Kapoor – Sonam  ; Rishi Kapoor – Ranbir ; Shatrughan Sinha – Sonakshi ; Vinod Khanna – Akshaye ; Feroz Khans – Fardin ; Raj Babbar – Arya ; Amjad Khan – Shadaab ; Sashi Kapoor – Sanjana ; Salma Agha – Sasha ; Mithun Chakraborty – Mimoh ; Jackie Shroff – Tiger ; Shakti Kapoor – Shraddha ; Kamal Hasan – Shruti ; Dharmendra – Sunny, Bobby, Esha ; Jeetendra – Tushar ;Rajesh Khanna – Twinkle ; Tanuja – Kajol; Sharmila – Saif/Soha; Mahesh Bhatt – Alia ; Randhir – Kareena/Karishma ; Shabana Azmi – Tabu & Farah (nieces) ; Dev Anand – Shekhar Kapoor (nephew)  - Purab Kohli (nephew of Shekhar Kapoor) ; Smita Patil – Prateek Babbar ; Guru Dutt – Amrita Rao (her grandfather and Guru Dutt were second cousins); Nassir Hussain – Amir Khan (nephew) – Imran Khan (nephew); Anupam Kher – Sikandar Kher ; Mukesh - Neil Nitin Mukesh; Suresh Oberoi – Vivek ; Aparna Sen – Konkana ; And before Rajnikant gets upset and wipes Google out of the world – Soundarya, his daughter.

Then there are those that are related to Producers and Directors: Bonny Kappor – Arjun ; Vashu Bhagnani – Jackie ; David Dhawan – Varun ; Harry Baweja – Harman ; Yash Chopra – Uday ; Gulshan Kumar – Kishen Kumar (I thought I had erased him from my memory)

The political industry with little more detailing

Amit Mitra FM of West Bengal(grandson of Subhash Chandra Bose) ; Padmaja Naidu former Governor of West Bengal (daughter of Sarojini Naidu) ; Abhijit Mukherjee MP West Bengal (son of Pranab Mukherjee, who was himself son of Kamada Kinkar Mukherjee, freedom fighter and member of West Bengal Legislative Council) ; Nandamuri Harikrishna, MP of Andhra Pradesh and Ex Transport Minister(son of NT Rama Rao, former CM of Andhra Pradesh) ; Daggubati Purandareswari, Minister of State, Textiles (Daughter of NTR), Kotla Jayasurya Prakasha Reddy, MP (son of Kotla Vijaya Bhaskara Reddy, former CM of Andhra Pradesh) ; Y.S. Jagan Mohan Reddy, MP (Son of Y.S.Rajashekara Reddy, former CM of Andhra Pradesh); Mrigendra Kumar Singh, Bihar Youth Congress Leader, (son of Dr. Madhurendra Kumar Singh, Member A.I.C.C and Prominent Leader of Bihar Congress who was himself son of Thakur Jugal Kishore Sinha, Member of first Lok-Sabha who was himself son of Sadhu Sharan Singh who was member of Indian National Congress.) Dr. Lakshmi Narayan Singh, Bihar Congress leader(Nikhil Kumar's son in law, who was governor of Nagaland who himself was son of Satyendra Narayan Sinha who was Freedom Fighter and former CM of Bihar, who was himself son of Dr.Anugrah Narayan Sinha, Freedom Fighter and first Deputy Chief Minister of Bihar.

Breathe deeply...

Pooja Mishra Jha, Member of Aam Aadmi Party (daughter of Vijay Kumar Mishra, MLA and Ex MP who himself was son of Lalit Narayan Mishra  Former Railway Minister of India);  Subhash Yadav, Rabri Devi’s brother who herself needs no further introduction. ; Mira Kumar of Congress is daughter of Babu Jagjivan Ram. Dayanidhi Maran, Union Minister (son of Murasoli Maran who was Former Union Minister  and nephew of Karunanidhi who himself was TN’s former CM). Adesh Pratap Singh Kairon a Cabinet minister in Parkash Singh Badal govt. (son of Surinder Singh Kairon MP and grandson of Pratap Singh Kairon former Chief Minister Punjab), Sukhbir Singh Badal, Deputy Chief Minister or Punjab and President of the Shiromani Akali Dal (son of Parkash Singh Badal, Current Chief Minister of Punjab). Mantar Singh Brar, MLA and chief parliamentary secretary, Punjab SAD (Son of Jaswinder S Brar, Ex. Corporate Minister of Punjab: SAD) ; Paramjit Kaur Dhillon, President Municipal Corporation, SAD (Badal) is Daughter of Jaswinder S Brar)

Breathe deeply again...

Sara Abdullah, (married to Sachin Pilot, Member of Parliament is sister of Omar Abdullah, Chief Minister of Jammu and Kashmir, former Union Minister who himself is son of Farooq Abdullah, former CM of J&K who was himself son of Sheikh Abdullah former CM of J&K. Then there are Thakreys, Pawars, Patils and Ranes from Maharashtra ; Yadavs from UP, Scindias and Dangis from MP; Hoodas, Devi Lal, Bhajan Lal and Bansi Lal clans from Haryana; Patnaiks and Sathpathys from Orissa, Gowdas from Karnataka and many in the making.

Wow... looking at the political hierarchies, the acting industry has too much to catch on to!!!

Oops! I did forget to mention the Gandhi dynasty...






Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Bombay Talkies: Three good stories and a great blouse!


Bombay Talkies is celebrating Bollywood cinema’s centenary. The concept was to get 4 great modern filmmakers together to do 4 short films on this occasion. Here is what I felt.

Let’s start with Dibankur’s film that comes second in order. The story is about a day in the life of a lower middle class Mumbaiite who accidentally gets to play an insignificant role in a typical Bollywood flick. The film scores full points on two fronts – the casting and the execution. Nawazuddin plays his part very convincingly. While Bollywood never overshadows the common man’s story and is always at the back-drop, it re-ignites his desire to become an actor.

The fourth film by Anuraag is closest to the centenary theme. It shows that Bollywood fanatics can go to any extent. The movie has patchy realism but Vijay Kumar Singh, its protagonist, is very convincing for a novice. Especially the scene where he goes to the bodyguard’s house to persuade, plead and eventually convince him to get him an access to arguably the biggest Bollywood star– Amitabh Bachchan. The film showcases an important aspect of Bollywood, its fans. It is also refreshing to see the movie originate from Allahabad underscoring Bollywood’s pan-Indian popularity.

The third story by Zoya has an interesting take on how Bollywood influences us. In this case, a pre-teen boy. The interpretation is uncommon, like in Anuraag’s story, but it’s extremity and oddity make it unique. Like in Dipankar’s film Bollywood is a backdrop, here too Bollywood is the backdrop and the story is stuck to the boy who dreams of becoming a dancer like Katrina.

The fourth story, that I would call, “The great blouse”, is about how financially successful families in metros live unsatisfied lives, the topic here being subdued sexuality and gayism. Why does Rani wear a sexy blouse? Why do the gays finally not end up sleeping together? Why does the intern divulge Rani about her husband’s bisexuality? And most importantly what is this movie doing in Bombay Talkies? What is the Bollywood context? This one is a misfit.

I don’t know whether the directors spoke to each other before hand but the three movies talk about roles Bollywood plays in our lives. Dipankar’s story is about how some of us always wanted to be an actor or a singer but could not make it. Over the years the desire gets smaller and eventually hides itself in some corner of us. Joya’s story is about how Bollywood influences us – in this case the influence is about what one wants to be. Other extensions that we see in our lives are how we dress, wear our hair, speak etc. And Anuraag’s film renders that while all of us are fans of someone or the other from Bollywood, some of us are fanatics and would do whatever is required to get access to our stars.

Finally, it is critical to know what the writer/director wants to call his story. That sets the context or the ambit in which the movie is set. The films should have had a name. 

Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Bhandardhara Camping

I was not so sure whether camping was a good idea, with family, in Bhandardara. Not that we have not camped in India before. We did that recently in Mori, some six hours ahead of Rishikesh for white water rafting and it was a splendid experience. Part of the reason was that it was arranged by Aquaterra, who I would recommend to anybody interested in adventure sports. Bhandardara on the other hand was a make shift camp and I did not know the organiser Keshav before. He was recommended by an ex colleague. So with mixed feelings we drove down the Nashik highway, took the Ghoti right and reached Bhandardara in 3hrs from our Andheri residence in Mumbai.
The first surprise was the pristine water of the lake – turquoise blue. We parked a car on a small hill next to the lake which was supposed to be the base camp. The next surprise was when Keshav asked where we wanted to camp? Where, I mean we could choose? It was up to us to decide where we wanted to put the tents. We chose a strategic spot on the hill that looked up to the lake and the mountains ranges beyond. A 180 degree scene from the tent had views of AMK (Alang, Madan& Kulang mountains, reminding me of my trek there a couple of years ago), Ratangad, Ajoba & Kalsubai the highest peak in Maharashtra.
After settling down, lunch was served. While it was vegetarian food, a disappointment of sorts initially, it turned out to be very tasty-prepared rural style. Next on the agenda was sight-seeing which I was not too keen on but reluctantly agreed for. We drove the perimeter of the lake which was a 50km drive and stopped by at Sandhan and Amruteshwar temple. Amruteshwar, a Shiva temple, was built in 11th century. It is very small but quite mystic and mesmerising. Sitting there quietly for 10minutes can be rejuvenating. And Sandhan is perhaps one of the narrowest valley in India. It is 2.5-3km long and in places just 2-3 feet wide. It’s so deep and narrow that there are many places where the sunrays never reach. It’s also therefore called the valley of shadow. We trekked down part of it only as we had Mishti with us and one has to cross a couple of water pools (that will make one drench completely).

While we planned to see the sunset from our tents, by the time we reached the base, it was well past dusk. However, we were in for the best surprise of the day. It was a full moon night. We could see the lake, the silhouette of the mountains beyond, the other tents that were pitched on the beach next to the lake and so on. Everything was so scenic, it was hard to believe we were actually gazing stars on a full moon night from our tent. Dinner was delicious – fried fish and chicken curry along with bhakri – would have been better if it were hot though but the outside temperature was close to 10 degrees and these people got food from their homes in the village close by – so by the time it arrived, it had turned from hot to mildly warm. After dinner while Rupali and Mishti dozed off, I took a walk along the lake humming tunes to myself.

The morning was light with gentle breeze. The revelers down in the tents were packing to leave. Since we planned to leave post lunch, we spent most of the time near the lake. The thought of taking a swim occurred to me but lethargy prevailed. We just sat next to the lake chit-chatting. It was a splendid break from Mumbai’s chase and clamour. Calm, relaxed and close to the nature. While thanking Keshav for his hospitality, we learned that besides organising camping that provided weekend employment to several villagers as cooks, masseurs, boaters, etc, he also runs a free library for children in the village. This library lends few books to its smaller branches in nearby villages every month. Books get circulated from one village to other thereby benefiting hundreds of children. I am always amazed to see how one man can make positive changes in lives of so many people.

If you are interested to donate books or visit Bhandardara for camping, trekking etc pl visit this site http://www.amazingbhandardara.com Take a break in any season... ...it’s worth it.


Thursday, December 6, 2012

What's in a name?

Have you ever wondered what’s going on with the names of media and creative agencies? On one hand the names are indistinguishable and on the other they are extremely diverse. Sample these...
Mediacom, Mediaedge, Medianet, Lintas Media, Zenith Optimedia, Initiative Media, Media2win, Madison Media, Mediavest.... all shouting that they are from the media industry and then there are OMD, MPG, MEC, BBH, DDB, TBWA, IB&W, AMC, RSCG.... abbreviations which could mean that these companies may be involved in anything from mining to banking.
Now look at the other side:

Taproot, Scarecrow, Lemon, Orange, Grey, Purple Focus, Eleven Brandworks, 22feet Communications, Windchimes, Grasshoppers, Strawberry Frog (it is actually a poisonous Central American amphibian), What the hell, Cut the crap, Bang in the middle, Saints and Warriors... wow, trying so hard to be creative!

It seems like the former group – the media strategy, planning and buying agencies that sound so homogeneous don’t care about their brand differentiation while the later – the creative agencies going over the top to sound assorted.

I have always wondered if any logic could explain this...do you have a theory?
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